I say drink a fancy drink if you want to.  Drink something served in half a pineapple if it makes you feel good.  Just don’t fucking put on airs when I belly up to the bar and order a Land Shark Lager or a Tom Collins or a god damn Pina Colada.  It’s what I feel like drinking, and I’m a dude and I can punch you in the fucking throat.
Greg

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  1. dogsareadorable reblogged this from johncarney and added:
    Waitwaitwait…Carney. Stop. There are unacceptable drugs?! Am I on them? I feel unacceptable.
  2. johncarney reblogged this from antikris and added:
    Oh. Fine. Next time I see you, I’ll buy...Long Island Iced Tea. I still disaprove but I...
  3. 6h057 reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    Tastes sweet, get’s...fucked up. It’s pretty.
  4. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from 6h057 and added:
    A Long Island iced tea isn’t a pretty drink. It looks like iced tea. Maybe that’s exotic outside The South, but I live...
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  7. commedesfuckdwn reblogged this from antikris and added:
    What the fuck is this dude’s problem? It’s like Daniel Tosh talking about star wars geeks, “yeah thanks, explain to me...
  8. antikris reblogged this from johncarney and added:
    yeah, whatever dickbag. Call my pallet uncool if you must, but these drinks were delicious and refreshing, and...
  9. baxterp2 reblogged this from antikris and added:
    Much like Long Island itself — seems like...good idea at the time… the regret comes later.
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