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I say drink a fancy drink if you want to.  Drink something served in half a pineapple if it makes you feel good.  Just don’t fucking put on airs when I belly up to the bar and order a Land Shark Lager or a Tom Collins or a god damn Pina Colada.  It’s what I feel like drinking, and I’m a dude and I can punch you in the fucking throat.
Greg

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  4. dogsareadorable reblogged this from johncarney and added:
    Waitwaitwait…Carney. Stop. There are unacceptable drugs?! Am I on them? I feel unacceptable.
  5. johncarney reblogged this from antikris and added:
    Oh. Fine. Next time I see you, I’ll buy...a Long Island Iced Tea. I still disaprove
  6. 6h057 reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    Tastes sweet, get’s...fucked up. It’s pretty.
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  9. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from 6h057 and added:
    A Long Island iced tea isn’t a pretty drink. It looks like iced tea. Maybe that’s exotic outside The South, but I live...
  10. 6h057 reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    but terrible, not Kris. But thanks...joke you didn’t get.
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  20. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from antikris and added:
    For some reason, this little douchebag snark from johncarney has been galling me all morning. “No amount of pretty”?...
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  22. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from antikris and added:
    The best drink in the world is the one you crave moment to moment. The worst is the one you drink because someone told...
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  25. commedesfuckdwn reblogged this from antikris and added:
    What the fuck is this dude’s problem? It’s like Daniel Tosh talking about star wars geeks, “yeah thanks, explain to me...
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  28. antikris reblogged this from johncarney and added:
    yeah, whatever dickbag. Call my pallet uncool if you must, but these drinks were delicious and refreshing, and...
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  31. baxterp2 reblogged this from antikris and added:
    Much like Long Island itself — seems like...good idea at the time… the regret comes later.
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  35. johncarney reblogged this from antikris and added:
    Sorry. This isn’t allowed. No amount of pretty makes up for drinking...terrible drink....
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