John Mayer interviewed by NYMag (Summary: JM is the man)

• NYMag: What do you think about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?
• John Mayer: I think it's fantastic.
• NYMag: Why? What's your overall opinion?
• John Mayer: Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things? What's your overall opinion?
• NYMag: What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
• John Mayer: Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.
• NYMag: Which I'm sure he's doing.
• John Mayer: What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.
• Full Interview: http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/john_mayer_threatens_to_sodomi.html