On Why I Should Never Buy Drinks
The scene: concert at The Loft
…I was pulled aside by the cute brunette in the red dress who had earlier complimented me on my hat…
Annoying craziness. I barely get a kiss, and I’m out money for jager shots. At least 90% of the one-night hookups I’ve had, I have bought no drinks.
Ah yes, you should never have broken your rule. Girls are incredibly annoying this way - give you the vibe all night, accept your drinks, flirt, then come end of the night, she and her friends all bounce together in what seems like 10 seconds.
And so, after this happened to me a few times, I too no longer buy girls drinks. Do you hear that women? Stop complaining that men are not nice to you - because it’s your own fault. Nice guys finish last it seems.
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Man, these guys just keep missing the point. What’s “nice” about buying a girl drinks so that she’ll hook up with you?...
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Word. A nice guy doesn’t have to buy me drinks. He just has to not laugh too hard when I nearly kill someone while...
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reallykatie reblogged this from mintygreen and added:
emphasis added…so spot on, thank you.
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tactshack reblogged this from billda and added:
Wow, that clears up a lot. Hon, if you’re giving a stranger open access to your bar tab, you’re not a nice guy or a...
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My original missive, which sparked so much righteous anger among female Tumblrs:...should...
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shorterexcerpts reblogged this from mintygreen and added:
Wow…I see I’ve been taken wildly out of context here. My issue isn’t the “no getting lucky” it’s that I was asked to buy...
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mintygreen reblogged this from beevee and added:
Jesus Christ. People really still think like this? Tumblr is not making me feel good about the world tonight. Really,...
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singe reblogged this from iambal and added:
Well, you aren’t exactly going to meet gentlemen in the bar.. So I guess that’s the case.
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beevee reblogged this from iambal and added:
Gentlemen: If you like a girl, buy her a drink. If you like her after the drink, ask her on a date. If you like her...
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iambal reblogged this from billda and added:
so if a guy buys me drink I am required to give him head in the parking lot? Is this a new rule?
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Ah yes, you should never have broken your rule. Girls are incredibly annoying this way - give you
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